Top 10 most useless travel gadgets

Kim Wildman
wearable sleeping bag
When it comes to travel, the number-one rule of packing is: less is definitely more. So you certainly don't want to weigh yourself down with a bunch of unnecessary gadgets. While some travel gadgets, like money belts and ear plugs, are very useful, there are those that are more trouble than they're worth. Here are some best left off your packing list.
This travel gadget comes from the "seems like a good a good idea at the time" file. Designed to look like a memory card, the StashCard allows you to hide your valuables, like money or keys, in the unused PC card slots on your laptop. The problem is that your laptop will be the first thing a thief will target. So you'll not only lose your computer, but all your money, too. Why not slip your credit card into your iPod case while you're at it?

The chamois towel

Whatever you do, don't even think about buying one of these synthetic towels. First launched as a swimming towel, this glorified car chamois must be kept moist to work which means you'll be left feeling wet and clammy no matter how much you pat yourself down. I can tell you from experience that it won't dry your hair, it won't cover your modesty, and, if you're in a cold climate, you'll freeze before you dry!

Compression bags

These are the travel equivalent of Space Bags, the huge vacuum-sealed bags on the infomercials. The idea is that you put all your clothes in them, zip them up then push all the air out through a special valve at the bottom. Then — hey presto — your clothes take up much less space. The problem is, when you pull your clothes out to wear them they'll be wrinkled beyond use. If you really want to save space, try rolling your clothes rather than folding them. It not only creates more room, but also helps minimise creases.
For the uninitiated, the Urinelle is a disposable cone into which women can urinate without having to squat. Personally, I'd much rather squat behind a tree than try to aim into a paper cone while standing up. What if you miss? And what, pray tell, are you meant to do with a warm paper cone full of pee once you're done? Walk around like it's a cup of coffee until you find a rubbish bin?

Passport holder

While a passport holder might look stylish and may prevent your passport from getting damaged, they're really quite impractical. You'll invariably spend more time extracting your passport from and putting it in the holder at the check-in desk, security and the departure gate than it's worth. I find the best place to store my passport while going through airport formalities is in the front pocket of my cargo pants. Beyond that, your passport belongs in a money belt.

Disposable underwear

Underwear you can simply "wear and toss"? Talk about unnecessary and wasteful. Is it really that big of a deal to wash your underwear and bring it back with you? If it is, then why not just buy the cheapest underwear you can find and wear them until they need tossing? Or better still: go commando! Personally, I'd choose comfort any day over scratchy underwear you run the risk of getting a paper cut from

Wearable sleeping bag

Seriously, a sleeping bag you can walk around all day in? Who comes up with these ideas? Besides looking cumbersome and awkward, not to mention completely ridiculous — think Gumby meets the Michelin Man — what happens if you need go to the toilet in a hurry? Also, considering many hostels don't allow sleeping bags these days, you're likely to get thrown out before you even make it to bed.

Cotton shoe bags

These cute little bags are designed to put your dirty shoes in to protect your clothes. Besides the fact that they'll simply get dirty and require cleaning themselves, they're not waterproof so are completely useless if your shoes are muddy and wet. A plastic bag is far more effective and what's more they're usually free.

Travel humidifier

Now I'm not someone who relishes travelling in hot, dry climates — or hot, humid ones for that matter — but is a travel humidifier really necessary? My thoughts are if you can't survive a few weeks away without perfectly pleasant air humidity, you shouldn't have left home in the first place.

Garment steamer/travel iron

Any gadget designed to make you feel like a laundry slave while on holiday — that includes the portable washing machines — isn't recommended. Almost all hotels, and many hostels these days, have irons and laundry facilities available for guests. And really, you're travelling; so who cares if your clothes aren't pressed to perfection?

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Are you with us on these, or do you think we're being a bit harsh? Got any other useless travel gadgets to nominate? Have your say using the comments form below:

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Leave the poor writer alone. I thought it was funny. Why have a Royal Commission into the travel industry, and Kim Wildman's experiences in relation thereto, when it was obviously penned as a bit of a gag.
I completely disagree with the critique you have made in this article. It is evident that you have not done your research here as the Urinelle is not a cone, but is a funnel, and can be extremely useful in an unhygienic situation- whether abroad or even just in local public restrooms. The wearable sleeping bag is also very useful as they are lightweight down, and thus you're not trumping around like "Gumby". They are also extremely easy to get in and out of as there are several zipper areas, two located at the front with a connected pull string to make toilet trips easier. It is obvious you have not tested (or even understood the purpose of) all of these products personally, so how can you judge their use?
A response to Ryza, Australia, who commented earlier. You're at work aren't you? WORK DAMN IT! So there isn't a whole lot of point to this article. Big deal. Kim Wildman has taken the time to write the article BECAUSE IT'S HER JOB. What's yours? Sitting at your desk reading articles related to travelling? Clearly not if you're having to explain it to your boss. Obviously some of those items are pointless wastes of money. A good reason to avoid buying them. If you're sitting at your desk reading this right now, then I pray you get caught. We need people who will do the jobs they're there to do, not people who sit and gossip about rubbish on sites like this. And for those of you who think it's hypocritical of me being here typing this, I JUST FINISHED EXAMS AND AM STILL JOB HUNTING. Have a wonderful life.
I agree wholeheartedly with everything you wrote. And despite a previous comment I did find it written in a humourous way. I think people get so excited about their pending travel that they go and buy any product to do with travel.
i work in outdoor retail, this is wrong on so many levels, and a sleeping bag u can wear around is a down-jacket. it is one of the most popular jackets in the world becos it stays warm and is light. fail.
I see no point of your article, and who cares if someone took disposable underwear or not, some other interesting topics please.
This article should go down in history as one of the top 10 useless articles. 3 problems with this article. 1. You have tried to be funny.... your not. 2. Lack of research and to much personal opion, so of the items are actually useful. 3. It wasted 10 minutes of my time which I now have to justify to the boss why I was reading about disposable undies.
I totally agree with your comments first line!" When it comes to travel, the number-one rule of packing is, less is definitely more" why buy something if it's useless! when I travel I would pack one set of clothes and what I was wearing. I'm more likely to buy something If I need it. That way you can enjoy your holiday and not have to cart around a tonne of useless stuff that you may not even use.!!
You obviously didn't do your research on the Urinelle. The idea is that it lets a woman pee like a man into a toilet without the need to sit on a dirty toilet seat. You then flush it away. It's not something that you pee into like a cup. I know woman who use these everyday - not just when travelling and swear by them when they are out in public places like shopping centres and feel the urge.
My husband and I just finished a 2 year trip around the world and I have to say I LOVE MY TRAVEL TOWEL. Granted the article stated that a chamois travel towel is useless and I agree with that but if you are looking for a great lightweight travel *** down to your local Kathmandu shop and pick up one of their towels ... not the chamois ones, the terry towelling ones. They come in 3 different sizes and, if you're like me and want a bit of luxury while you're backpacking, get the large one ... also doubles as a light blanket, picnic rug and is big enough to use as a beach towel! Oh, and ladies, if you are off on a big trip anywhere the MOST useful item you can take is a large scarf (think pashmina size), keep it in your day pack and you will be amazed how much you use it! Doubles as a towel, beach rug, blanket, sheet, head or shoulder covering at churches etc., skirt, top, dust mask for your mouth, carry bag... I could go on but you get the idea! Happy travels!

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