Las Vegas: 24-hour itinerary
The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
You didn't come here for the culture or to study the delicate desert ecosystem. Don't worry, we're not offended; our economy pretty much depends on that being the case so with only 24-hours to play with our toys, indulge guilt-free in the Vegas that gave Sin City its name. We won't judge.
Assuming it's going to be a long day and an even longer night, head directly for the immortal Vegas icon the buffet. Just about every casino has one so pick the one that suits your budget; the buffet at the Wynn costs US$20 ($31) for lunch vs the Tropicana's buffet, US$9.99 ($15.50).
Gamble and drink
It's axiomatic. Make a day of it or just pop a quarter into a "one-armed bandit"
for a chuckle. For a classier experience try the Bellagio; for the déclassé, Slots A Fun is about as déclassé as it comes.
Grab a yard-long daiquiri at the Rockhouse Bar or a classic martini at the Bellagio's Petrossian Bar (hand-stuffed olives!).
Walk it off
Either outside or in the "faux outside" of the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace, Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood, or the Canal Shops at the Venetian.
Get your blood pumping, then disco nap
The rides at the top of the Stratosphere should do the trick. But only take a 50-minute-or-less Nanna nap!
Dress and dine the part
Err on the side of dressy; you'll be glad you did when you see fellow travellers summarily dismissed from nice restaurants, clubs and lounges for their shabby attire.
If ever there was a time to plunk down a huge chunk of change, this is it. Make your reservations as far in advance as you can. Splurge like mad at Restaurant Guy Savoy or at the only three-Michelin-star restaurant in Vegas, Joël Robuchon (US$250 ($390) per person for an six-course tasting menu; US$385 ($600) for 16 courses, or dine at the bar, L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon for only about US$125 ($195) per person).
The main event
As important as the protein on your plate. Music fans, grab a last-minute ticket to whatever is playing at The Joint, House of Blues, Wasted Space or The Pearl at The Palms. Club fans, hit the hottest hot spots in town: Tao, Tryst, Pure, LAX, Jet, The Bank, Body English ... Hipsters and cognoscenti, hit the Downtown Cocktail Room, The Griffin, Beauty Bar and Sidebar. Just bring cash, women and your enduring patience, all of which will get you in faster.
You can sleep on the plane. Hit Drai's Afterhours at Bill's Gamblin' Hall & Saloon and cover your drink for safety.
Late night bites
Since omelettes taste better as the hour grows later, grab one in the tack-tastic environs of the legendary Peppermill Restaurant.
The sun is threatening to show itself and your flight is just a few hours away. Time for one last cocktail for the road. The Peppermill's "fireside lounge" is a scene straight out of an '80s movie and all the better for it. Cab it back or walk and enjoy a desert sunrise and a view of the Strip rarely seen by anyone but the street cleaners.
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