Really stupid myths

Steve McKenna
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
The most famous little boy who had to go, Manneken Pis in Brussels

Whenever you hear the phrase 'legend has it', what normally follows is a tale of ludicrously far-fetched proportions.

Tour guides are especially notorious for reeling off folk stories to groups and despite their dubious origins, few can deny they usually make entertaining yarns. Here are a few of our favourites.

Giant's Causeway — Bushmills, Northern Ireland

Tourists flock to the weather-beaten north-east coast of Northern Ireland to see what many believe is the greatest natural wonder in the UK.

An estimated 40,000 interlocking columns of various shapes and sizes lead from a cliff edge and form a kind of bridge that you can tip-toe on before plunging into the chilly grey-blue sea.

Geologists are fairly sure this is the result of an ancient volcanic eruption, with the columns formed from solidified lava.

Some, however, reckon that a mythical Irish giant named Finn McCool built it so he could walk to Scotland to fight his Tartan counterpart Benandonner.

The story has various versions, but in all cases Benandonner ultimately avoided a duel with Finn and tore up the bridge.

Manneken Pis — Brussels, Belgium

In the middle of Brussels there's a small fountain with a sculpture of a naked little boy urinating into a basin. This is Manneken Pis, which, in Flemish, translates to Little Man Pee.

There are several legends behind this statue, but the most famous one says that the boy was Godfrey III of Leuven, a 12th century Duke whose troops were battling against a rival army.

To stir them on, the troops decided to put the child prodigy in a basket, which they hung in a tree. From here, he urinated on the enemy, dampening their morale so much that they slumped to an overwhelming defeat.

Another equally preposterous version says that when Brussels was under siege in the 14th century, a little boy peed on a burning fuse attached to explosives that were planted on the edge of the city walls, thus saving Brussels and earning himself a place in the locals' hearts forever.

Antigoon — Antwerp, Belgium

The Belgians just love their silly myths and some believe their second city got its name through one. According to legend, before it became the world's diamond capital, Antwerp was ruled by a mythical giant named Antigoon.

The beast stalked the Scheldt River and exacted a toll from anyone who dared to cross it. For those who refused, he severed one of their hands and lobbed it into the water.

Eventually the giant got his comeuppance when a valiant young hero named Brabo chopped off one of the bully's own hands before dumping it into the Scheldt.

Before it was shortened to its present name, Antwerp was named Handwerpen. In Flemish, werpen means to throw. And, well, 'hand' means hand. Simple really.

Worthersee-Mandl — Klagenfurt, Austria

On the outskirts of the southern Austrian city of Klagenfurt is a beautiful lake widely regarded to have been formed in the last Ice Age. However, some believe it all came about because of an ugly dwarf named Worthersee-Mandl.

The story goes that there was once a village in a valley renowned for the decadent and frivolous behaviour of its residents. One day, the dwarf appeared and told them to clean up their act and start going to church … or else.

They continually ignored him until Worthersee-Mandl appeared with a small barrel. He released water from it until it completely flooded the village, forming Lake Worthersee.

In Klagenfurt today there's a bronze statue of the dwarf holding a barrel. It's said that if you grasp his thumb for 20 seconds and make a wish it'll come true.

Frangokastello — Crete, Greece

Ancient Greek history is famously drenched in myth. But it seems the modern Greeks are also prone to the odd silly story.

On the south coast of Crete — a few hours' drive from the cave where the Greek god Zeus was reputedly born — lies a sprawling Venetian fortress named Frangokastello.

It looms eerily over a white-sand beach that is said to come to life on May 17 each year. On that date in 1828, a tumultuous battle between Cretan soldiers and Turkish forces ended in the deaths of hordes of locals.

On each anniversary, ghostly apparitions of the dead men — nicknamed "Drosoulites" — supposedly go for a pleasant stroll along the beach. Funnily enough, the lack of photographic evidence suggests this tale may not be entirely true.

St Peter's Church — Riga, Latvia

Peering above the labyrinth of cobbled streets that weave through Riga's Old Town is a series of piercing green copper spires. The tallest belongs to St Peter's Church, which is thought to date back to 1209, although it has been partially destroyed and rebuilt many times since.

Some claim that in 1667, after one reconstruction, builders hurled a glass from the top, believing the number of pieces it broke into would signify the number of years it would stand.

The glass landed on a straw and didn't break, and a year later the church burned down. While some claim this was down to hocus-pocus, others believe some idiot just forgot to put out the church fire properly.

What utterly stupid or unbelievable myths have you heard (or told!), on the road or at home? Tell us about them.

User comments
What? I think religious 'myths' are much easier to believe than 'the big bang'. To say that something has evolved implys that it has had information added to its DNA which everyone know is impossible. It is not possible for a walking animal to 'learn' to fly. its just not possible...
That was a weird post, Brian B. So are you saying that all sufferers of schizophrenia and other mental illnesses are cannabis users? I think this article was very culturally insensitive. I was expecting strange old wives' tales or something similar, not folklore stories which are tens of thousands of years old.
Believe it or not, it has been said that mental illnesses such as paranoid scizophrenia are not caused by cannabis, but by "stress", and that cannabis is not only harmless, but has medicinal benifits! Sound like something alchemists used to say thousands of years ago? Well, what is even more unbeleivable is that some people still believe this myth today!
my, my this is all getting a little off-track. as for the "myths" I don't find them stupid, they are local folklore and a part of regional history which needs to be preserved. I'm not sure where the religious debate comes into this........
When we were in Belquim we were told by a local guide that this little statue was put there by the poor to annoy the rich - not sure how true it was but it certainly made an entertaining story
I would have to agree with Optimus Prime in saying that the biggest myth of all time has to be the myth of God. So many people, so eager to believe in something for the sake of having an excuse or reason for everything use their belief in God. Wake up people....you are being brain washed! Think for yourself...start to question the teachings of 'every' religion and the words of the bible, the koran or whatever other book of fiction you are into as these are simply one person's interpretations...there is no fact, no scientific basis to this...purely a make believe story (or two) to make us feel better about ourselves and to answer all the questions that simply cannot be answered! I for one am happy not knowing where we came from or where we are going.....can't we be happy with that and just accept that not everything has an answer instead of insulting your own intelligence and believing in some mythical being!!?? Religion is simply a crutch! Enough said!
Yes, to the arrogant that wrote the article - although the article may be stupid, it is in fact fascinating and HILARIOUS. take that! besides, people rarely take reality for what it is. spinning tales, however ludicrous, makes people remember it. isnt that the main thing?
That is really the silliest article I have read in a while. Very entertaining if it lacked the ignorant and culturally dismissive tone to it. It is extremely close minded and... well offensive... to refer to the stories (or myths or legends or whatever you want to call them) of different cultures as "ludicrously far-fetched." All cultures are entitled to their own beliefs and stories and should have this entitlement valued rather than ridiculed in the eyes of someone of another culture. It was, however an entertaining article, and very interesting. It just could have done without the ridicule of culture.
This really turned into a place where people can rant and spout their beliefs. People who believe in religion aren't going to be persuaded otherwise, as with people who believe in evolution...so debates and wars are unnecessary to try and convince and-or force people to think differently, when they won't. In fact, sparking a debate only firms people's beliefs even further because they have to get defensive about it and learn more about it. On topic, I like how the Irish giant's name is McCool.
The problem with myths is in the believing not in the telling. There's no trouble with a bit of fiction to explain why boring things might have come about, makes life a bit more interesting. It's when a whole heard of people declare crusades over myths that things start to get dicey. The Catholic church might say now that it's not supposed to be literal to keep the real world off their backs, but we know they'd rather see Creationism taught than evolution and the philistines driven from the holy land. Oggy, if you can name me a country anywhere in the world where inbreds weren't in charge for a long period of time, i'll tip my lid.

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