Spooks and sex: the ultimate ghost tour

Jo Pham and Georgia Muir
Locked behind bars
Fulfilling fantasies
Fulfilling fantasies
"The hearse heads to the eastern suburbs to haunted and historical sites, those of scandalous political rendezvous and sites of famous celebrity suicides."
Jo Pham and Georgia Muir

With a slight tinge of apprehension and a fear of the spiritual unknown, we timidly stepped into the sleek black hearse — yes, that's right, a hearse — for our night-time expedition on Sydney's Weird Ghost and History Tour.

The 1960s classic hearse affectionately dubbed ''Elvira'' was truly a thing of beauty, yet personified an eerie aura as the vehicle of choice for more than 10,000 funerals back in its glory days in California.

Supple maroon suede seats line the insides where coffins once lay — a funeral car miraculously transformed into a roomy seating arrangement for nine thrill-seeking guests.

Riding with ghosts

Greeted by Allan (the ghost hunter extraordinaire) we are introduced to the group, and trusting that if anything abnormal happens, our trusty driver Allan will come to our rescue. The hearse heads to the eastern suburbs to haunted and historical sites, those of scandalous political rendezvous and sites of famous celebrity suicides. So this is where that politician fooled around with his mistress and that was where the ill-fated Michael Hutchence took his life.

The informative commentary gives us good insight into Sydney's supernatural world and certainly raises a few hairs on our arms. The sheer fact that we are driving around in a vehicle that had housed so many coffins was enough for us, but it certainly didn't stop there. Allan shares stories of guests experiencing bizarre side effects from the hearse, such as freezing-cold shivers, severe abdominal pain and extreme nausea. He explains that as the hearse had carried so many deceased people, ghosts are attracted to the vehicle's energy and aura. Feeling a little spooked ourselves, we silently pray that the creaking noise coming from the back of the vehicle is merely our imaginations playing up. We would find out later, that a very small coffin had and still resides there, but the question was, "Who or what was in there?"

The bondage experience

After a few moments of contemplating what it would be like to feel a spirit pass through our bodies, we're relieved when we stop at a tantalising bondage parlour, surely nothing supernatural could happen here.

The parlour is nestled in an unsuspecting street in town (details can only be divulged within the tour) and a stunning young woman named Mistress Katana steps out to introduce us to the exotic and extreme world of bondage. She explains the art of bondage as the separation between the mind and the body, allowing the mind to escape, resulting in an increased pain threshold. As we're shown how the gadgets, toys and cages are used, we acknowledge that there really can be a very thin line between pleasure and pain.

On our tour through the terrace house, we explore the various rooms; which were set up as almost theatrical stages with accompanying props. The rooms, we imagine, act as a stage for the keen clientele to perform their deepest fantasies. The musty rooms filled with toys, women's stilettos and other forms of bordello were where the secret desires of many everyday folk, just like you and me, would secretly unravel.

Heading back to Kings Cross we reflect on the evening having thoroughly enjoyed our exposure to two things we normally wouldn't encounter in our everyday lives: ghosts and bondage.

The tour was an educational snapshot of Sydney's ghostly history and an interesting exploration of Sydney's underground culture. It will leave you asking what lies behind those innocent looking walls you have walked past a million times before.

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User comments
I'm going to Sydney in May and would like to find out how to book in for the ghost tour in the hease- "Elvira" I can't seem to find any information.
Greetings. My partner and i recently experianced a ghost tour here in the heart of Ballarat. The hosts were dressed up in some awesome outfits, and the stories of our old town dating back to the gold rush were amazing, it was a walking tour and we had a great time if any one visits our town we highly recomend you take the tour, you wont be disapointed. the site is online at www.eerietours.com.au Regards Alison & Adam.
I live in a fairly new suburb and home, but wherever I go there are many strange occurences. For example, we have alot of light anomolies (orbs) around us, lots of strange noises and cold spots, especially at night, and many different coloured shadows moving from my bedroom into the study. These have been seen and heard by my husband and children. Once my husband and I were in bed reading, and someone suddenly called out "MUM" in a loud voice, just at our bedroom door. We jumped up to check the kids but they were both fast asleep (almost 18 metres away). I hear alot of noises of people in the room with me sometimes, enough to keep me awake. I can't tell whet they're saying, but only once have I heard "help me" like it was in slow motion. I have also jokingly taken a photo of myself at a party, and it developed with a mans face showing on my cheek and a red and green glow around me, and streaks of light from my nose and cheek about 5cm long. I could go on, but I won't. Thanks
I've had an "interesting" experience with Elvira. One year she appeared in the Sydney Mardigras with said *** group as part of the parade. I joined in and before we went down the main street I got a few photos of the hearse. A few years ago I was looking through those photos and saw to my suprise a ghostly face in the window of the hearse. I've had several people look at the picture and all of them agree that is wasn't a carmera flare, it is definetly a ghost.
Yes, numerous things that are becoming more and more frequent. First experience as a young child, then nothing for years until now the past year or two. Am still very unsure of what to make of it all though and am a little guarded with the whole subject. I have an older family member that has been through something similiar in the past although chooses not to practice now

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